So I hated being a kid. I don’t remember a time when I didn’t want to be more grown up, more mature. While I could never go back to being told what to do and how to do it all the time (wasn’t good at that when I was a kid), there are some perks that I wouldn’t mind having. (It’d be like the movie Big but in reverse, go back to being a kid. Script in there!)
I was thinking about this today when I was trying to decide what to eat and nothing looked good. I seem to shop all the time but never have much to eat or that I feel like eating. (I know, a first world problem but there you go). As I was staring into the fridge I couldn’t help but think ‘I wish my Mother was here to make me dinner…’. My Mom is an excellent cook and I definitely didn’t appreciate the gift of having a delicious meal placed before me every night growing up. What a treat that was!
This memory of my Mom’s cooking started me on the thought track listed below:
Reasons Kids Have it Made:
1. Food of Some Kind Provided to them (in most situations) 3 meals a day
2. They don’t have to do meal planning, shopping list making, or have spices for whatever is made (I am always short something when I cook)
3. They could read all day and it be considered a good thing
4. They have activities like piano lessons and art classes paid for and encouraged.
5. They have time to take piano lessons and art classes
6. They can act like fools and it is seen as charming, not idiotic
7. They don’t have to worry about dating, relationships or your biological clock running out!
8. They have someone who plans birthday parties for them and Santa still brings them presents.
9. They get driven everywhere and are completely oblivious of road rage, distracted driving and trying to navigate through town
10. When they do chores around the house they get an allowance. Those end when you become an adult! 😉
11. Their only job is to learn and get along with people. (That I am most envious of!)
12. They should be able to eat without freaking out over carbs, fat grams, sodium, sugar and dieting
13. They have more to look forward to than to look back on
14. They have someone to make them soup and go to the pharmacy when they are sick
15. They have someone to help them on projects or doing most anything.
16. They can have imaginary friends and talk to themselves and everyone thinks it’s charming not psychotic
17. They have leaders, teachers, parents and others who are all thinking of how they can challenge/entertain them
18. They don’t have to work and worry about money
19. They don’t have to worry about politics, current events or anything they can’t control
20. They still have energy at the end of the day!
So there you go. Enjoy it kids while you can! Goodness knows I should have! (I guess when it comes down to it kids are lucky because they still, or should, have a Mother at home)
What would you add to the list?