Every once in a while I like to post a funny bit or joke that made me laugh. This seems especially appropriate this week as the world is still here and the rapture hasn’t started yet! If wackos can teach us anything it is to soak up each moment and laugh as much as possible.
In addition on Wednesday I am having eye surgery for my strabismus problem. If anyone is available Thursday or Friday come by and visit. I would love visitors. I honestly don’t know how much pain I will experience or what it will feel like but I am sure it will not be pleasant. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t nervous. I think any surgery should make someone nervous. There are always risks but I’m confident in my doctor and everything should be fine. Keep me in your prayers and seriously come over for a visit!
This joke I admit is a little sexist but I thought it was funny so enjoy! (By the way, I think these could all be reasons I should stay away from home or car repairs). Part of the reason I rent is that every home repair I’ve attempted has been a royal disaster!At my Dad’s homes particularly water problems have been such a nightmare. Everything from sprinklers, main drains and other flooding has occurred.
It honestly makes me want to never be a home owner. What a hassle! At least with renting most damage I do is not my responsibility but the landlords!
Anyway, enjoy something that made me chuckle. Hope to hear from you this week! (Phone calls will also be great!)
Signs that Your Guy Should Not Be Wielding a Set of Tools
Post-it notes stay up longer than the tiles he installed.
Your baby’s first word is “Fire!”
Everyone in the emergency room yells, “Norm,” when he walks in!
He gets frustrated assembling the toys that come in the kids’ cereal boxes.
The first thing every guest says upon entering your house is, “You smell smoke?”
He threw out three new drill bits before he realized the drill was set on reverse.
He tried to convince you that the unsteady rocking motion of the ceiling fan he installed is an oscillation feature.
The fire department made a special trip to your house to confiscate his wire strippers.
He wallpapers the room without removing the pictures first.
After tuning up your car, he insists that running on three cylinders saves gas.
Your neighbors stopped loaning him tools for fear of being named “accessories.”
Home depot employees all chipped in to hire him a handy man